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The first time I played "Cards Against Humanity", I literally laughed my tooter off until I was in tears. To keep the game loaded with fresh content – it is important to be aware of all the hilarious cards against humanity expansion packs! Keep the giggling going, gang!

If you have never played, you really need to experience it! Now, the game is definitely suited for people who have a sick sense of humor and are not offended easily, so before you consider getting the game or any of the expansion packs, be sure to be aware of the following:

"Cards Against Humanity.  It's essentially Apples to Apples but dirty, racist, sexist, – it's an "offend everyone fest" in a box".

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With that being said, also note that the official slogan of CAH is "The Party Game for Horrible People". It is important to remember that not everyone who can joke about racism, sexism, death, and unfortunate events are bad people. Some of us just have a twisted sense of humor, can make fun of ourselves and are not offended easily. If you are offended easily, don't play it – that's okay too! Just don't judge the people who do! 🙂 We aren't horrible people. I play this game and I am one of the most compassionate and empathetic people you will ever meet. Just an FYI! 💚 Give it a chance!

The Best Cards Against Humanity Expansion Packs EVER!

The following expansion packs are an addition to the original boxed game set, which you can get on Amazon here: Cards Against Humanity

Now that I have cleared that up, this is a post about cards against humanity expansion packs, so if you are on this page it is likely that you have already played the game multiple times and need some new cards to spice things up. Luckily, many different themed expansion packs are available to add to you and your friend's epic game experience!

1. Pride Expansion Pack

These expansion pack cards include:

• 30 cards that completely encapsulate the queer experience.
• Written by an elite squad of lesbians, bisexuals, gays, trans people, allies, and unicorns.

2. Weed Expansion Pack

Definitely no ganja in this set, but still ideal for the stoners in your circle.

3. Decade Expansion Packs

Celebrate your favorite decade by adding of these awesome, nostalgic expansion packs!

90's Expansion Pack

The best decade of all, the 90's! The product description is totally all you need to know:

Don't have a cow, man! The 90s Nostalgia Pack is a totally tubular crossfire of fresh-making jokes. Once you pop, the fun don't stop!

2000's Expansion Pack

Also, a great decade that started out back when Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, N'Sync, Pink and Aaron Carter were in their prime!

• 30 cards capitalizing on the dopamine that floods your brain when you think about your childhood.
• Chunky highlights.
• Bootcut jeans.
• Bush did 9/11.
• You're such a Miranda!

All the other decades? Well, In my opinion the 90's and 2000's are the best, so it is only obvious why they chose to only do these two. (If I find out about others, I will definitely add them to this post though).

4. Period Expansion Pack

No, this pack isn't about punctuation, but it does involve a period.

It helps that the product description is bloody hilarious:

Have you ever looked down at your underpants and said, "Oh no"? Cards Against Humanity's got you covered with our most absorbent pack yet: the Period Pack.

• Contains 30 cards written while we were all on our periods.
• Best played every 25 to 35 days.
• Lightly scented to help prevent odors.
• Comes with a few surprises for your special time. 😂

I am willing to bet that the "Period Pack" delivers an excellent flow of humor!

5. Science Expansion Pack

This one is for all the nerds – BAZINGA.

The party game for horrible people" undergoes a science-themed evolution when you add the Cards Against Humanity Science Pack from Cards Against Humanity. It's the classic game of awkward laughs and inappropriate jokes that you know and love, now with 30 additional cards about everything science-related. Whether you're a scientist, a science student, someone interested in science or someone who never wants to think about science again, this Cards Against Humanity expansion pack is a formula for fun.

6. Ass Expansion Pack

An entire pack dedicated to something everyone sits on while they play – ass.

Again…an epic description from the creators:

Back it up. Now bring it down. Lower. Down to the floor. Now wiggle it all around. Now get out your wallet and buy the all-new Ass Pack, containing 30 cards co-written with visionary ass connoisseur Sir Mix-A-Lot.

7. Theatre Pack

It is important to note that, even though it is unlikely that everyone in your group playing will know anything about theater, your knowledge on the subject is entirely irrelevant, so don't be afraid to collect them all!

8. Geek Expansion Pack

For the geekiest for us all! The cover of this pack pretty much sums it up. Apparently you are a geek if you love "Game of Thrones", so I guess I am a geek? I accept that.

9. Food Expansion Pack

Now correct me if I am wrong, but it this a cob of corn pooping corn? That's it, I am buying this one. Foodie approved.

10. World Wide Web Pack

Now, the packaging of this one only features one of the many icons that us internet-users hate to see when visiting a web page, so here is the description of this one:

• 21 white & 9 black cards written with anonymous users of the web page Reddit.
• Total chaos

Except for the rampant misinformation and unspeakable pornography, the Internet is one of Al Gore's greatest inventions. We wrote this pack in a Reddit AMA with the help of a bunch of internet strangers, which historically has always been a complete disaster.

11. College Expansion Pack

Now, the image for this one is kind of disturbing, but then again, college can be quite a nightmare at times, so I totally get it.

12. Dad Expansion Pack

This pack is special because it comes in a DVD-looking case, with a movie cover that looks like a flick your dad would love.

Another awesome product description. I hope it's full of dad jokes too.

How many times have I told you? Close the goddamn door while the A/C is on. And while you're at it, grab me the all-new Cards Against Humanity Dad Pack featuring 30 incredible cards about fatherhood.

Get here: Dad Pack

13. Design Expansion Pack

The Design Pack contains 30 fully-illustrated cards by some of the best graphic designers in the world, including Milton Glaser (I <3 NY), Susan Kare (the Apple macintosh), Erik Spiekermann (Meta Design), and legendary printmakers including Jay Ryan, Yann Legendre, Olly Moss, Mike Mitchell, and Sonnenzimmer.

Is it bad that I don't know who any of those people are? I am really questioning myself right now….lol

Giant Cards Against Humanity Expansion Packs

Without a theme, but they come with hundreds of new expansion cards to add to your Cards Against Humanity Game.

1. The Green Box

This set comes with 300 new cards to add to your CAH collection!

2. The Blue Box

This one gives you another 300 cards! Go big or go home, baby!

3. The Red Box

Can you guess how many cards this one comes with? Yep, 300. I wonder if this pack has the "kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support" card?

Transforms your deck of Cards Against Humanity into a better bludgeoning weapon against home invaders.

4. The Absurd Box

CAH claims that these are 300 of the weirdest cards they have ever written – I'M. SO. INTO. IT.

5. The "Everything" Box

This box has a whole lot of everything – just like the Bagel!

"Unofficial" Cards Against Humanity Expansion Packs

These Cards Against Humanity expansion packs are compatible with your CAH game, but just were not made, designed or officially affiliated with CAH. Personally, the more cards, the better, regardless of who makes them! The more, the funnier! The more, the fresher the content and hilarity! 🙂

1. Game Against the Office Pack

For fans of the greatest show ever – "The Office" 🖤

2. Clones Attack Hilarity

This unofficial expansion pack can be used with "Cards Against Humanity" (or not), and features hilarious cards that are worth adding to your collection.

Here is just an example, in case you are wondering what the unofficial expansion packs look like:

3. Cocks Abreast Hostility

Another unofficial CAH expansion pack that will have you have you laughing into cardiac "abreast" 🤣

4. Cards & Punishment Expansion Packs Vol 1 & 2

Volume 1 is Available with a set of risqué and hilarious question and answer cards, including funny answers such as:

• Dropping the Soap
• Another Saturday night, a jar of peanut butter and my dog
• Ducking Autocorrect
• and more…

5. Cows Grilling Hamburgers

This set has enough cards for you to play with this pack alone, but it is also compatible with "Cards Against Humanity"! 🙂

As you can see, just like the other unofficial card packs, they look different than the original game cards, but still do the trick and work the exact same way:

6. Crabs Adjust Humidity

These seem to pretty popular with hardcore CAH fans and are all perfectly compatible with the original CAH game.

There are many different packs you can get and the first 5 volumes are conveniently available as a big, fat, humid set!

I just had to add in this example of the cards from these sets…..my favorite answer is DEFINITELY cake farts or POOP SOUP.

7. "The World Hates Trump" Pack

Now, obviously the name of the pack is just an attempt to avoid any copyright issues, because much of the world actually loves Trump, but it would still make a expansion pack for everyone playing. This game would also be fun by itself, due to the unique colors of the cards.

Custom, Blank "Cards Against Humanity" Expansion Pack

The following deck, "Your Dumb Jokes" edition are available for you to fill with all your funny & creative ideas – or dumb jokes. These are blank so what the cards hold will literally be in YOUR hands! How awesome is that?! If you need some inspiration, try this CAH generator for ideas for both black and white cards: Q & A Card Generator

Alright, now go play inside and play with your friends!

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